BANDANA COLOR
    Worn on left                                Worn on RIGHT
      Wants Head           Light Blue           Expert Cocksucker
     Sixty-Niner        Robins Egg Blue         Sixty-Nine
             Cop          Medium Blue           Cop-Sucker
          Fucker           Navy Blue            Fuckee
   Cock and Ball           Teal Blue            Cock and Ball
        Torturer                                Torturee
    Greek Active           Dark Blue            Greek Passive
     Fist Fucker              Red               Fist Fuckee
    Likes Orgies             Pink               No Orgies
    Dildo Fucker           Light Pink           Dildo Fuckee
    Tit Torturer           Dark Pink            Tit Torturee
 2-Handed Fister            Dark Red            2-Handed Fistee
     Enema Giver             Maroon             Enema Receiver
      Into Navel             Mauve              Has Navel
     Worshippers                                Fetish
  "Suck my Pits"            Magenta             Armpit Freak
         Piercer             Purple             Piercee
      Likes Drag            Lavender            Drag
Golden Showers Giver         Yellow             Golden Showers Rec.
           Spits          Pale Yellow           Drool Crazy
  Has 8" or more            Mustard             Wants a BIG one
 2 Looking for 1              Gold              1 Looking for 2
       Anything,             Orange             Not
       Anywhere,                                Now,
         Anytime                                Thanks
  Two Tons O'Fun            Apricot             Chubby Chaser
  "Suck my Toes"             Coral              Shrimper
        A Cowboy              Rust              His Horse
         Spanker            Fuschia             Spankee
         Hustler          Kelly Green           John
    Military Top           Olive Drab           Military Bottom
           Daddy          Hunter Green          Hunting for Daddy
Dines off Tricks           Lime Green           Dinner Plate
          Rimmer             Beige              Rimmee
        Scat Top             Brown              Scat Bottom
  Has Uncut Dick           Brown Lace           Likes Uncut Dicks
     Circumsized          Brown Satin           Likes Circumsized Cocks
    HEAVY SM Top             Black              HEAVY SM Bottom
     Bondage Top              Gray              Bondage Bottom
      Rubber Top          Charcoal Gray         Rubber Bottom
   Latex Fetish,            Charcoal            Latex Fetish,
             Top                                Bottom
 Actually Owns a          Gray Flannel          Likes Men in
            Suit                                Suits
    Receives J/O             White              Gives J/O
    Cums in Scum             Cream              Sucks it
            Bags                                Out        
          Shaver       Red/White Stripes        Shavee
     Likes Black      Black/White Stripes       Likes Black
         Bottoms                                Tops
    Likes Latino      Brown/White Stripes       Likes Latino
         Bottoms                                Tops
     Likes Asian      Yellow/White Stripes      Likes Asian
         Bottoms                                Tops
     Likes White           White Lace           Likes White
         Bottoms                                Tops
     Wears Boxer            Paisley             Likes Boxer
          Shorts                                Shorts
  Beastialitist,              Fur               Bestialitist,
             Top                                Bottom
     Star Fucker          Silver Lame           Star
    Likes Bottom           Gold Lame            Likes Top
       Musclemen                                Musclemen
     Has Tattoos            Leopard             Likes Tattoos
   Smokes Cigars              Tan               Likes Cigars
         Cuddler           Teddy Bear           Cuddlee
         Chicken          Kewpie Doll           Chicken Hawk
   Wears a Dirty        Dirty Jockstrap         Sucks 'em
            Jock                                Clean
       Has Drugs          Zip-Lock Bag          Looking for Drugs
          Stinks            Kleenex             Sniffs (or has a cold)
 Gives HOT Motor           Handywipe            Wears it
    Oil Massages                                Well
         Rides a            Chamois             Likes
      Motorcycle                                Bikers
       Bartender        Cocktail Napkin         Bar Groupie
     Tearoom Top             Doily              Tearoom Bottom
Outdoor Sex, Top        Mosquito Netting        Outdoor Sex, Bottom
 Lover's Out, My           Toothbrush           Lover's Home, Your
        Place OK                                Place Only
I hear that in addition, a black and white checkered hanky
indicates the wearer practices safer sex.